Rihidri
Rihidri - Grandpa's Magical Pinecone songtekst
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[T-Bone] Everyone's excited to go to grandpa's cabin The fun starts to end when he makes us grab 'em He takes us one at a time out to the toolshed He makes me tea-bag while my sister gives head My parents turned away and try to ignore it It stops at the inheritance but not before it He might be crazy, he might be mean But he can only get it up if my sister screams Now here's my brotha to give his testimony Grandpa's got viagra and he's still so horny [The Shaft] What he does is real sick Especially with that wrinkled up old dick I had to do some homework, I had to do some math Please oh please don't watch me take a bath He said we'd go fishin on his little boat Please don't make me swallow it hurts my throat I think he's German, or maybe Dutch My teacher taught me that that's a bad touch I think I might have the crabs and I'm gettin kinda nervous I swear if you don't stop I'll call child service [chorus] Let me go home I'm just too far From where you are I wanna come home [T-Bone] We get into the toolshed, it's risin like yeast Get your hand out of my pants, you former catholic priest Why don't you get a prostitute or maybe a whore This is weekend after weekend it's a strenuous chore I know you fought in 'Nam where this was okay But now is where it stops we're in the USA [chorus] [T-Bone] The other day I thought it would be fun If I snuck into your room and got your shotgun I got an idea, don't matter what I do I'm gonna use this shotgun to castrate you BOOM! Problem fixed it's all over Atleast until daddy starts comin over...