Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein

Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit,
Just a little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so, I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit,
Be my little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

So, take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so, I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany

Germany!

Germany!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

So, take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so, I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany