A green plastic watering can 
For a fake chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth 

That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out 

She lives with a broken man 
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns 

He used to do surgery 
On girls in the eighties 
But gravity always wins 

And it wears him out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears him out

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love

But I can`t help the feeling 
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run 

And it wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out 

And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted 
All the time, all the time