Ivor Biggun
Ivor Biggun - Ivor Biggun Is My Name songtekst
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W*nker! W*nker! Ivor Biggun is my name W*nking is my claim to fame To hit the bathroom ceiling is my aim A week ago last tuesday I got just above the window frame If you look carefully you can see the stain I'm going to wank until I paralyze my brain "You don't think I'm getting obsessed with all this m*sturbation bit do you? You don't think I'm a man obsessed, do you?... You don't think there's anything strange about me..." I'm going to w*nk until my t*sticles burst into flames Until I yelp and scream with pain I'm going to get a big piece of wood A big lavatory door I'm going to cut a hole out of it And I'm going to stick my knob Through the big hole in the lavatory door And read all the rude stuff that's written on it and get myself excited And I'm going to ooh-ahh-ooh-ahh-ooh-ahh-ohh-ahh-ooh Even though I know it goes against the grain Until I feel all...right!