[Verse 1]
  Exhibit F,   the reporters said
  loved you to death after the watershed.
Between the Open University and closedown you were dead.
 
[Verse 2]
  He's warmed your cockles with his magic tricks,
  glasses, bottles, bottles,   filter tips,
John Player Special Number 666

 [Verse 3]
  Exhibit G   from the family firm,
  his bride to be   taking   twisted turns
to give you   French kisses and Chinese burns.
 
[Bridge]
You see,   she'd had a skinful and she couldn't stop
  like a pitbull in a China shop.
And all the King's social workers, the ghurkas and the cops.
Somehow,   couldn't love you back to life again now.
 
 
[Verse 3]
A black eye for a black eye, a chipped tooth for a chipped tooth,
a fraction of a half life, some housework and some home truths.
And nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth,
nothing but the home truth.
 
[Chorus]
And it's goodbye   Ruby Tuesday,
come home, you silly cow.
We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting
and David Icke says he'd like to show us how
    to love you back to life again now.
 
 
[Chorus]
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday,
come home, you silly cow.
We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting,
... waiting... waiting... AND DAVID ICKE SAYS!
 
[Chorus]
Goodbye   Ruby Tuesday,
  come home, you silly cow.
We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting
and David Icke says
goodbye,         you silly
cow.
Come home,   come home,
come home,   come home.
 
[Verse 3] (Reprise)
A black eye for a black eye, a chipped tooth for a chipped tooth,
a fraction of a half life, some housework and some home truths.
And nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth,
nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth.