Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - After The Watershed Early Learning The Hard Way lyrics
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[Verse 1] Exhibit F, the reporters said loved you to death after the watershed. Between the Open University and closedown you were dead. [Verse 2] He's warmed your cockles with his magic tricks, glasses, bottles, bottles, filter tips, John Player Special Number 666 [Verse 3] Exhibit G from the family firm, his bride to be taking twisted turns to give you French kisses and Chinese burns. [Bridge] You see, she'd had a skinful and she couldn't stop like a pitbull in a China shop. And all the King's social workers, the ghurkas and the cops. Somehow, couldn't love you back to life again now. [Verse 3] A black eye for a black eye, a chipped tooth for a chipped tooth, a fraction of a half life, some housework and some home truths. And nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth. [Chorus] And it's goodbye Ruby Tuesday, come home, you silly cow. We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting and David Icke says he'd like to show us how to love you back to life again now. [Chorus] Goodbye Ruby Tuesday, come home, you silly cow. We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting, ... waiting... waiting... AND DAVID ICKE SAYS! [Chorus] Goodbye Ruby Tuesday, come home, you silly cow. We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting and David Icke says goodbye, you silly cow. Come home, come home, come home, come home. [Verse 3] (Reprise) A black eye for a black eye, a chipped tooth for a chipped tooth, a fraction of a half life, some housework and some home truths. And nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth.