I live on the edge                                             1)
But something has me really turning red
I toss and then I turn inside this bed
Oh yeah, yeah I said it
I'm unsatisfied
With all the Romeos and their goodbyes
Their 'see ya laters' incomplete dallies      2)
Ay-ay,  that's why I sigh
It's not just me I talk about
Our age is on the way
All the money in the women's world
Will never make 'em change

Gonna grab the yellow pages
Find DaVinci of the threads
To dress me up and make me look
Like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal,
The ultimate reversal
You see, I've got a plan
I'm coming back as a man

I'm gonna wear blue
And find a pair of flat black leather shoes
That shine more than a diamond mine could do
And add something new
Like wear a cologne
That says you are the man I'm gonna own
And whispers baby, will you take me home
Ba ba ba ba ba boo
I drop a hint and then my keys
And then I'll cast a net
To catch someone who's in for such
A night he won't forget

Gonna grab the yellow pages
Find DaVinci of the threads
To dress me up and make me look
Like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal
The ultimate reversal
You see, I've got a plan
I'm coming back as a man

I'll hide behind the Errol Flynn moustache
Remove that false impression 
To make sure the feeling lasts
Call me the equalizer for the girls
And tell me baby, tell me where it hurts

Gonna grab the yellow pages
Find DaVinci of the threads
To dress me up and make me look
Like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal
The ultimate reversal
You see, I've got it a plan
I'm coming back as a man

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1) on edge: zenuwachtig, geïrriteerd
2) dallies: niet-serieus amoureus gepraat