Alestorm
Alestorm - Shit Boat (No Fans) songtekst
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Christopher Bowes vertelde dat lied gaat over een persoon die de bandleden echt boos heeft gemaakt. De persoon werd in het lied genoemd, maar op dringend advies van Napalm Records is de persoon veranderd in een piratenschip. Dit, omdat de maatschappij anders veel problemen verwachtte.
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant?bag?of dicks Your shitty?wee boat is a fucking joke It's?just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic And all your crew look like LEGO bricks Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn