Alestorm
Alestorm - Shit Boat (No Fans) lyrics
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Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant?bag?of dicks Your shitty?wee boat is a fucking joke It's?just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic And all your crew look like LEGO bricks Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn