Alestorm

Alestorm - Shit Boat (No Fans) lyrics

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Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant?bag?of dicks
Your shitty?wee boat is a fucking joke
It's?just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like LEGO bricks

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
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Author: Peter Alcorn, Christopher Bowes

Composer: Peter Alcorn, Christopher Bowes

Publisher: Napalm Records

Details:

Released in: 2020

Language: English

Appearing on: Curse Of The Crystal Coconut (2020)

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