You, you think yer such a bad ass; You think yer such a rough neck; Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio; I think it`s really sad though; and tell yer girl ta quit buggin` me; `Cause I saw her outside suckin` dick in the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band;
 
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When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I`m gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . . 
I`m gonna win
 
Me, I`m just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno; But I gets more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime; You`re steppin` on a land mine; Your gonna shoot yer eye out; I`m thinkin` what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin` on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt, Wouldn`t fuck`er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick.
 
Chorus
You, you think yer still a bad ass, You think your still a rough neck; Well let`s take this outside