Bartender I really did it this time

broke my parole to have a good time

when i got home it was 6 A.M. 

the door was locked so I kicked it in

she was trippin on the bills,

I think she was high on some pills

she through my shit out into the yard

then she called me a punk and slapped me real hard

and in my drunken stupor i did

what i should of never done

now I am sitting here talking to you

drunk and on the run 



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I sittin at the bar on the inside waiting on my ride on the outside

she broke my heart at the trailer park so i jacked her keys to her fucking car

and crashed that piece of shit and stepped away



You know Moe, I'll probably get ten years

so just give me beers until they get here

yeah I know the sun is coming up

and yall are probably getting ready for closing up

but I'm trying to drown my soul

I am tired of this life on a dirt road,

and everything that I love is gone

and I'm tired of hanging on

she got me sittin at the bar



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Guess it was meant to be romance

is misery so much for memories

and now I am heading to the penitentiary

see me on TV the next cop series

I am a danger I guess I should have did something about my anger

but I never learn, real things I don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn

I know it's my fault but I wasn't happy it was over

she threw a fit so I crashed that piece of shit



And now I am going back again

back to the pen to see my friends

when we all pile up on that county van

they'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside 



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