The Sensitive Nachos
The Sensitive Nachos - I Almost Killed A Kid For Christmas lyrics
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Joy to the world I got in my car And almost killed everyone I almost killed everyone I almost killed a kid for Chirstmas He almost had to fucking flee And if I didn't stop for him His guts would be all over the street All of the other drivers Used to laugh and call me names (Used to?) Cause they said my driving Was really fucking lame (Cause it is!) Then one foggy Christmas eve I got real fucking drunk I got into my shitty car And almost killed them all Then all the other drivers As they shouted out with hate (Fuck you!) We'll fucking kill you next year Just you fucking wait