When your walking down the street and a man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet wanna open you up like Christmas
You gotta wrap your fuzzy in a big red bow ain't no some bitch gonna treat me like a ho
I'm a classy hunny kissy lovey dovey ghetto princess

'Cause you're filthy, ooh and I'm gorgeous
'Cause you're filthy, ooh and I'm gorgeous
You're disgusting, ooh and you're nasty
And you can grab me, ooh 'cause you're nasty

When you're running from a trick and you trip on a hit of acid
You gotta work for the man but your biggest moneymakers' flaccid
You gotta keep your shit together with your feet on the ground there aint no one gonna listen if you haven't made a sound
You're an acid junkie college flunkie dirty puppie daddy bastard

'Cause you're filthy, ooh and I'm gorgeous
'Cause you're filthy, ooh and I'm gorgeous
You're disgusting, ooh and you're nasty
And you can grab me, ooh 'cause you're nasty

"Every day and every night, the people, they say to me 'Miss Ana, thank you for the beautiful work that you be doin' for our people.
Because every time when you get out of your Corvette Stingray in your white pumps and your pink acid wash jeans with the matching pink rabbit fur coat,
We say 'Miss Thang, you got it goin' on. You is gorgeous!'
And I say 'I am so proud to serve you people, because I know that with my looks I can achieve anything in this world.
Yes, I got that Revlon contract. Oh yes, thank you, I'll take that record contract too.
Because you know what? I'm gorgeous. And my job, with my gorgeousness, is to serve the people.
Serve, and I serve some more. Yes, thank you ladies and gentlemen for letting me do my beautiful work
In beautifying this beautiful world that is already, already so pretty.'"