It would be nice if we could all just sit together
Would be great if we could have a cup of everything
Would be lovely to see all your faces smiling
Come on and give me your little grin
Could be wonderful if all the shit I sing about is happening
And it turns out to be we're a happy family

But all these families break, everybody's on the take
All that matters today the kind of money that you make
But all these families break, everybody's on the take
All that matters today, merry christmas anyway

It would be nice if we could all just live together
would be great if could feel a bit of sympathy
would be lovely if we all stood up together
it's gotta be like a commercial on tv
would be wonderfull if all the shit i sing about is happening

but it turns out te be
there's no happy family
'cause all things baffling great
everybody's on the take
all that matters today
the kind of money that you make
'cause all things baffling great
everybody's on the take
cold turkey today
merry christmas anyway

It would be nice if we could all just sit together
it would be great if we could have a little fun
would be nice if we could be a happy family today
today
today
today