Girl... You look so good to me tonight
I feel that, well,
you make me all emotional
And emotional like
Yeah, let me just blast you with some affection

GIRL
I want to hold your hand with you
GIRL
I want to put my mouth on you
GIRL
I want to be with you with you
GIRL
I want to do romance with you

Yeah yeah yeah baby, do romance with you

GIRL
Come and play D&D with me
GIRL
Go to the DMV with me
GIRL
Come rub a fish all over me
GIRL
I'll take your picture while you pee

Yeah yeah yeah baby, picture while you pee
Woah woah woah honey, picture while you poo

Makin' love, in a car
Makin' love, behind the bar
Makin' love, at the mall
Makin' love, in a bathroom stall

GIRL
I want to take a walk with you
GIRL
I want to play X-Box with you
GIRL
GIRL
I want to make some stew with you

Yeah yeah yeah baby, make some stew with you
Woah woah woah honey, come make some stew with me

Makin' love, in a tree
Makin' love, on a boat
Makin' love, at the park
Makin' love, in a parking lot

I want to wrap you up like a bean borrito
I want to get you naked and watch Speed 2 (cruise 
control)
You make me feel like a million waffles (waffles)
You make me feel... really good...

You know there ain't nothin' like your muffins
Yeah, I want to take you on a beer run
I want to be like *motorboating sound* in your boobies
I want to do you in the corn hole

Oh baby I'd give anything just to kiss your VAGINA!

GIRL
You made a cassarole for me
GIRL
I want to watch TV with you
GIRL
Come go to check the mail with me
GIRL
I'm stuck with you with me with you