Your hubcaps cost more than my car 

And your car cost more than my house 

Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years 

But your balloon cost the same as mine 



As you drive away, I laugh with my friends 

'Cause I just cost you your life 

And when they find your body slumped over the wheel 

I'll be in bed soundly asleep 



Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal 

Your coffin was carved out of a tree 

Your funeral was attended by thousands

But your overdose was arranged by me 



As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends 

I just took out a man of God 

He is survived by seven kids and precious wife 

He died of unknown causes in his car