Artist:Nofx
Album : Pump Up the Valuum (2000)
Song:Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame
Tabbd by:Joe L
E-mail:anti_government@hotmail.com
Tuneing: standard
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the tab of this song is for sure 100% correct!it is!


E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------------------------------------------------------------------->
D---5-----------------------------------------5--------------------->
A---5-----------------------------------------5--------------------->
E---3-----------------------------------------3--------------------->
#                                                        >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-5-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-5-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-------6-6-6------->
>intro
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>---5-5-------------------|
>---5-5-------------------|
>---3-3-%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
>introB
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>------------1512121212---|
>---8-5-5-5-51512121212---|
>---8-5-5-5-51310101010---|
>---6-3-3-3-3-------------|
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#                                                           >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---8-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-8-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---8-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-8-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---6-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------6-3-------6-6-6------->
# main #B   %=pause                                                 >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---8-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-8-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---8-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-8-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---6-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------6-3-------6-6-6------->
>mainA
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>--------------*----------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-5-----------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-5-----------|
>---6-3-3-3-3-3-----------|
>mainB
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-------------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-------------|
>---6-3-3-3-3-%%%%%%%%%---|
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heres another tab of the song.
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:  cant you see my soul..
E-------------------------------|---3*------3*------------------|
B--------------------*--------------3-------3--------#---#------|
G----*-------*------8--------*------3-------3-------5---3----*--|
D---5-------5-------8-------8-------5-------5-------5---3---3---|
A---5-------5-------6-------8-------5-------5-------3---1---3---|
E---3-------3---------------6-------3-------3-------3---1---1---|
:                                   Gm      Gm
# pre-chorus #A&B (You don't get to magnify...)  !play all notes 6X!
E----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G------------------10---------------8--------------10---------------8-------8|
D--10-------8------10------10-------8--------------10------10-------8-------8|
A--10-------8-------8------10-------6-------5-------8------10-------6-------6|
E---8-------6---------------8-------6-------6---------------8-------6-------6|
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# chorus #A&B (Take two placebos...)  !play all notes 6X!
G-|-----------2X----------------|-------------------------------|
D-|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
G-|-------------------------8---|---------------------------8---|
D-|-8--------------10-------8---|---8---------------6-------8---|
A-|-8-------8------10-------6---|---8-------8-------6-------6---|
E-|-6-------5-------8-----------|---6-------5-------4-----------|
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# bridge #A&B !play all notes 6X!
G-|------2X-3---|-------|
D-|---------3---|-------|
G-|-8-------3---|---8---|
D-|-8-------5---|---8---|
A-|-6-------5---|---6---|
E-|---------3---|-------|
:           Gm
# main2 #A   %=pause
E-----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------1512121212---|
D----------------------------------1512121212---|
A---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%1310101010---|
E-----------------------------------------------|
# main2 #B   %=pause                               > Then play A&BmainB.
E-----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------|
G------121212------151515----------1512121212---|
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212---|
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010---|
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-------------|
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# verse2 #A&B X1.5 (Take me to a cave...)  *=play 6X    #=play 3X
E-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
B--------------------*-------------------------------#---#------|
G----*-------*------8--------*-------*-------*------5---3----*--|
D---5-------5-------8-------8-------5-------5-------5---3---3---|
A---5-------5-------6-------8-------5-------5-------3---1---3---|
E---3-------3---------------6-------3-------3-------3---1---1---|
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# pre-chorus2 #B  !A plays pre-chorusA&B!  !play all notes 6X!
E----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G----------10------10-------9------12------10------14-------9------15------15|
D--10------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A--10-------8-------8-------7------10-------8------12-------7------13------13|
E---8------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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:another one also;
TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME                                        3/3
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# chorus2 #A         *=play 6X
G-|-----------2X----------------|-------------------------------|
D-|--------------------------*--|-------------------------------|
G-|--*---------------*------8---|----*---------------*----------|
D-|-8--------*-----10-------8---|---8--------*------6-------4---|
A-|-8-------8------10-------6---|---8-------8-------6-------4---|
E-|-6-------5-------8-----------|---6-------5-------4-------2---|
# chorus2 #B         *=play 6X
G-|-----------2X----------------|-------------------------------|
D-|--*-------*-------*-------*--|----*-------*-------*----------|
G-|15------15------15------15---|--15------15------15------15---|
D-|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
A-|13------13------13------13---|--13------13------13------13---|
E-|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
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# wah-wah (this NEEDS it) #A   b=bend up to next note   r=release bend
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------13b15r11-----------|
G------------------------------10--12------------------12---------|
D------------------10------12-------------------------------------|
A--10\------------------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
# wah-wah (this NEEDS it) #B   v=vibrato
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------11-------------------------------------|
G------------------10v-----10-----/12------10---------------------|
D------------------10v-------12\\8-----------121110---------------|
A--------------------------------------------------1310-----/13---|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
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Then play A&BbridgeA&B.
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# main-outro #A&B
E-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G------121212------151515-------------------|
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-5-7-4-4---|
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-5-7-4-4---|
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-5-2-2---|
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lyrics:

Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame

Can?t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve
It?s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved
Interrogation blues, once again I lose


You don?t get to magnify my insecurities
You don?t get to site and save my unhip-ocracies
Not for sale

Take two placebos then you can call me lame
Walk some in my shoes then tell me to fuck off
My oversized hat won?t fit your humongous head

I?ll trade a hundred days for one inside of you

Take me to a cave, where I can?t be seen
Solace makes the heart, pump adrenaline
I?m sick of being used, time and again betrayed

Give a man a key, he cannot not open the door
Give him something free and he?ll sell it to the poor
C?est la vie

Take two placebos then you can call me lame
Walk some in my shoes then tell me that I?m fucked
My humongous hat won?t fit your gigantic head