Gonna send those welfare bombs right back to work
Gonna start a war before anyone
Start a dirty war in El Salvador
Gonna start a war before anyone
Gonna back the countries and up our tide
Gonna start a war before anyone
Then I win the election by a landslide

Chorus:
Ronnie & Mags, Maggy & Ron
Let's get together build a new tribond
Ronnie & Mags, Maggy & Ron
Ronnie & Mags, Maggy & Ron
Let's get a grenade and glorify our flags

Could a private Dodge shut down some mines
Gonna start a war before anyone
And a black Camero...
Gonna start a war before anyone
Eat a slice of cake to part these sands
Gonna start a war before anyone
Spend the whole day in the fort left
Gonna start a war before anyone

Chorus:
Maggy & Ron, Ronnie & Mags, Maggy & Ron
Gonna get the hostages from Iran
Ronnie & Mags, Maggy & Ron, Ronnie & Mags
Let's go to Grenada and off out lands
Don't stop

Ronnie & Mags and a sand bag
We know exactly who is wearing the pants
Maggie and Ron, Denis and Mags, Maggie & Ron
Let's have a ṗose and build a new tribond