Jesus Christ will resurrect

He's got his BMI royalty to collect

He's not the white fragile hippie

He looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-T

Jesus Christ is coming back

He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass

Superstar, The Passion of

He wants his money, not your love



He's been kickin' 2000 years

He's fixed a lot of sports

and drank a million beers

Some ecstasy, a thin white line

He says designer drugs beat the hell out of wine

Jesus Christ on vacation

Spreading mass sacreligion

"Sex and drugs, we abstain"

He thinks Christians are insane

They don't know love,

they know fear and moral hauteur

Scare tactics I never taught

"If you're gonna look to me,

better get rose colored shades,

Cuz what you see is what you get"