fun things to fuck.  fun things to fuck.  fun things to fuck.  fun things to fuck.  fuck the front door, fuck the back.  fuck the good girls with the knack.  fuck the government until they fuck you back.  fuck a muslim, fuck a jew.  fuck fans of blink 182.  that's illegal if you were born in '83.  yeah, yeah, yeah.  fuck a bean cheese burrito.  fuck a bowl of cookie dough.  fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.  fuck a cop, fuck a marine.  fuck a jar of vaseline.  fuck a calzone with pepperoni.  fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf.  fuck chris cringle with an elf.  but before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!