[first joke]



- Hey Hefe

- What?

- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

- Uh... you?



[second joke]



- Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?

- I don't know

- Free ham!



[third joke]



- Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

- What?

- Cuatro Sink-o!

- Ay!!



[fourth joke]



- Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?

- Why?

- 'Cause he got the gas bill!



[fifth joke]



- Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp

- Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that

- How did he die?

- He fell off the watchtower