the first time i saw the decendants
they were the fastest band I'd ever seen.
no one in the crowd really cared for them,
we were waiting for the alley cats to play
after a couple months i heard kabugi girl
on rodney on the raw played sunday night
that was enough
for me i hopped a bus
to licorice pizza
and bought
my all time favorite record

the next time i went to the wiskey
it was d.o.a. with millions of dead cops
the latter band played faster than i could believe,
but the songs sounded the same it kinda sucked
'cept john wayne was
a nazi
and joey shithead was a drunk
then john macies beat some hippy to a pulp
cause having long hair was a mistake

the third time i went to the hospital
i needed 13 stitches in my head
i managed to catch
about six songs of ill repute
and then some suicidal threw me into a post
my girlfriend started to cry, cause we had to leave
before d.r.i played 50 lousy songs
my bloodstained shirt smelled of club cigarettes
but it sure looked pretty cool after a wash