What a dumbass I am
I can't even rhyme these words
What a dumbass I am
I love napalm death

Even though napalm death sucks
Sucks large balls
Megadeth is way better
I hang out in malls

I'm an idiot
I watch looney tunes
I'm an idiot
I don't go to church
I'm an idiot
I like to smoke chairs
I'm an idiot
Shoot me please

I can't get a girlfreind
Because I suck
I like to screw goats
What a dumbass I am

I'm an idiot
I watch looney tunes
I'm an idiot
I don't go to church
I'm an idiot
I like to smoke chairs (don't ask me how)
I'm an idiot
Shoot me please!