I know there somebody out there who had a nasty
 nasty friend who wanna go around humping everybody
 Can I get a hoe? You know what I'm saying? So
 I'ma talk about this one I had a fewa years ago
 Verse One:
 I had a friend named Cutie Tootie
 Tootie turned tricks to get some Gucci
 Known as loose bootie
 Truly  she was a freak in the evenin
 And if she wasn't teasin  then give me one reason
 Why she do dat? Always knew dat
 She was hot as da nectar
 Hector said he pecked her, direspected her
 Cause he bang bang swang in his dingalang
 Broke his back long range
 And make the ugly bitch sing
 Chorus:
 Oooh oooh
 Why you hurtin me?
 Tell me why more
 Oooh oooh
 Oooh oooh
 Why you hurtin me?
 Tell me why more
 Oooh oooh
 Verse Two:
 Cutie Tootie with her sight
 And if she humped Ralph
 She humped Bobby, Ricky and Mike
 Tight, is the way she wore her dresses
 Has she learned her lesson
 From all the dick testing
 Now I'm guessing
 She's laying in a casket
 In a yellow basket
 For a Gucci jacket
 Daggit, I wish she didn't do those nasty things
 Cause he made the ugly bitch sing
 Chorus
 Verse Three:
 Tootie didn't know the facts of life
 Staying up in clinics
 Loosy bootie made trife
 Feeling, she got the heeby geebies
 Quick to give you freebies
 Underneath the staircase in Brooklyn
 Neighbors out the window sure was lookin
 She greasy like chicken
 I don't give a cotton pick and
 She can do her thing
 Cause me and her don't hang
 The ugly bitch sang
 Chorus
 Missy Talking:
 So you know what? This should be a lesson for anybody
 who's hanging with someone who's dirty, nasty, stank
 Once again going around humping everybody
 Everybody and anybody and anything
 That's why you make the ugly bitch sing