Damn, you crazy man!

Hit it!

Everything I've ever dreamed of
Has begun to fade to black
Oh, I don't know where I am or lost love
Or where to go now to get it back

I'm a desperate, lonely child and I don't have enough
I've come to know the rules and laws and scriptures of love

If it ain't real, fake it!
If it ain't yours, take it!
If it don't exist, you make it!
If it ain't broke, break it!

If it ain't real, fake it!
If it ain't yours, take it!
If it's gone to sleep, you wake it!
If it ain't broke, break it!

Gimme some words I can live by
Gimme commandments to know
Gimme some fables and proverbs
You've gotta gimme some signs where to go

There are designated angels who just might save your soul (no)
They give me words to live by and that's all that I know

If it ain't real, fake it!
If it ain't yours, take it!
If it don't exist, you make it!
If it ain't broke, break it!

If it ain't real, fake it!
If it ain't yours, take it!
If it's gone to sleep, you wake it!
If it ain't broke, break it!

There are designated angels who just might save your soul
They give me words to live by and that's all that I know

If it ain't real, fake it!
If it ain't yours, take it!
If it don't exist, you make it!
If it ain't broke, break it!

If it ain't real, fake it!
If it ain't yours, take it!
If it's gone to sleep, you wake it!
If it ain't broke, break it!

If it ain't real, fake it!
If it ain't yours, take it!
If it don't exist, you make it!
If it ain't broke, break it!

If it ain't real, fake it!
If it ain't yours, take it!
If it's all gone bad, forsake it!
And if it ain't broke, break it!

Hit me!
(Come on, come on!)
Break it!