Hey there girl, there's a little surprise
I'm so hot and you're the reason why
You're so cute, I wanna smash your face
I know you're the queen, I'm just a pawn
Babe, let me tell you, tell you (tell you, tell you)

I can barely fit my dick in my pants, oh (whoa) oh (whoa)
California isn't big enough for me, oh (whoa)
Come on and lend me your hand with my forthcoming release
Because California isn't big enough for me

I'm no Fred but I can make your bed rock, baby
My god, you're a beauty, I'm just a beast
Babe, let me tell you, tell you (tell you, tell you)

I can barely fit my dick in my pants, oh (whoa) oh (whoa)
California isn't big enough for me, oh (whoa)
Come on and lend me your hand with my forthcoming release
Because California isn't big enough for me

You always pictured me laughing in the arms of others
What kind of man do you think I am?
We were just good friends but we dreamed we could be lovers
Damned if you don't, damned if you do

I always promised you the earth and you were right to ask it
What kind of fool do you take me for?
I played Romeo but the tragedy became a farce, yeah
I don't make promises anymore

I don't make promises anymore
I don't make promises anymore
I don't make promises anymore

I can barely fit my dick in my pants, oh (whoa) oh (whoa)
California isn't big enough for me, oh (whoa)
Come on and lend me your hand with my forthcoming release
Because California isn't big enough for me

Whoa! No, no no

I can barely fit my big dog in here, oh (whoa) oh (whoa)
California isn't big enough for me, oh (whoa)
I can barely fit my dick in my pants, oh, oh
California isn't big enough for me.