For a second I'll be the fashion police
and I'm just looking at your garments
you been on too many catalogue sprees
With your grannyfied curtain designs,
you're hurting my eyes,
You really should revise your dress sense
before you walk on by,
I'm kinda mixed up in this disco inferno,
Baggy jeans and a tight top, lemonade and pernod
I'm sticking out like a sore thumb
but I ain't concerned though, no, uh oh,oh oh oh (boogie)

Fling on an A D I D A S hoodie
and just boogie woogie with me
Ohhhhh...
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes and get loose
Can you get loose can you?? Can you?

So I was up in this trendy bar mingling
My keys around my neck were jingling
And you was looking at me like it was my bling
You was staring at me like to say I was ginger
I was dishing out out the same dirty looks
trust me blud your the minger

Errrr, who's she, who's that, who's her??
The bouncer was approaching me
coz I was dressed really inappropriately
No hood, no hats, no this, no that
Lets rolluh olll uh olll ..(out)

Fling on an A D I D A S hoodie
and just boogie woogie with me
Ohhhhh...
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes and get loose
Can you get loose can you?? Can you?
Fling on an A D I D A S hoodie
and just boogie woogie with me
Ohhhhh...
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes and get loose
Can you get loose can you?? Can you?

Right everybody,
if you've got someone who can't dress properly,
yeah you need to direct them this way.

Why not just cut up all your old clothes
and make a quilt so I can wrap myself up
when I'm feeling cold (Brrr),
Why not dash your ugly boots on the fire
and burn them down to charcoal,
If your not feeling the way
that your bedrin is dressing don't be stressing
send them in my direcion please,
Black shoes , white socks, no uhh ohhh
Polka dots, no uhh ohhh
Flowery frocks, no uhh ohhh
Just boogie woogie woogie with me!!!

Fling on an A D I D A S hoodie
and just boogie woogie with me
Ohhhhh...
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes and get loose
Can you get loose can you?? Can you?