Just moved in to 14G 
So cozy, calm, and peaceful 
Heaven for a mouse like me 
With quiet by the lease-full 
Pets are banned, parties too, 
And no solicitations. 
Window seat with garden view 
A perfect nook to read a book 
I'm lost in my Jane Austen when I hear

[Dramatic opera]

Say it isn't so 
Not the flat below 
From an opera wanna be 
In 13G 
A matinee of some cantata 
Wagner's Ring 
And Traviata

[Dramatic opera]

My first night in 14G 
I'll put up with Puccini 
Brew myself a cup of tea 
Crochet until she's fini 
Half past eight 
Not a peep 
Except the clock tick-tockin' 
Now I lay me down to sleep 
A comfy bed to rest my head 
A stretch, a yawn, I'm almost gone when

[Scatting noisily]

Now the girl upstairs 
[Laughs] 
Wakes me unawares 
Blowing down from 15G 
Her revelly 
She's scattin like her name is Ella 
Guess who answers a cappella?

[escalating transitions between scatting and opera]

I'm not one to 
Raise my voice 
Make a fuss 
Or speak my mind 
But might I query 
Would you mind if 
Could you kindly

STOP! 
That felt good 
STOP!

13, 15, 14G 
A most unlikely trio 
Not quite three part harmony

All day and night we're singing 
[All three sing]

I've had my fill of peace and quiet 
Shout out loud, "I've changed my diet!" 
All because of 
14G