Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like 
trash
It's not what I really wanna do
But.. You only date bad guys so I'll give you my best 
try
To.. treat you the way you want me to

I never open the door or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was but I don't really 
care
And if you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it
Cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket

Like whoa!
You ain't sitting up front
Front is for the homies, you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet

Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like 
trash
It's not what I really want to do
But.. You only date bad guys so I'll give you my best 
try
To treat you the way you want me to (ohooh)

And Imma beat you in every competition
Going out with the girls, you better get my permission
Wait no! I take that back, you can't go
House is on tonight and that's my favorite show

"Do I look fat in this dress?"
Hell yeah! You do!
Wait let me speak your language
Cows go mooo(mooo-oooo-ooo-ooooohh)

Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like 
trash
It's not what I really want to do
Oh.. You only date bad guys so I'll give you my best 
try
To treat you the way you want me to

But behind the scenes, she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful
And show her that she's loved
Hold her hand when she's scared (hold her)
Tell her how much I care (tell her)
But that won't win her heart becauseÂ…

Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like 
trash
Not what I really want to do
But.. You only date bad guys so I'll give you my best 
try
To treat you the way you want me to (ohooh)

Ho!

(I'm recording!)