You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho, a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho (you's a ho), a dirty ho (so dirty), yeah yeah

It was the night before christmas (christmas) and all through the house (house)
A creature was stirrin', she was messing around (she was what?)
'Cause at the party I was deckin' the halls (I was)
She was at the party jugglin' balls (balls, yeah)
I can't believe her, we had a relationship (ship)
I'm so mad, I'mma crap on her christmas gift (crap)
I made her a big fluffy build-a-bear
But now there's going to be doo-doo on her stupid bear

You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho, a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho (yo what up this is your boy D-trix), a dirty ho (straight fire check, yo), yeah yeah

You's a ho, ho, ho
I don't know, know, why, why
You would ever say you love me, turn around and lie, lie
Cry, cry so full of sadness and sorrow
Now my heart hurts, Cupid took back his arrow (what?)
My eyes cry tears 'cause I'm sad
Just a fraction
Santa gets you coal 'cause you bad
Michael Jackson (teehee)
Like Rebecca Black this rap is (friday) B.A.D
But you're still a sleaze, I hope you get S.T.D's 'cause

You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho (background fall)
You's a ho (ho), a dirty ho (oh her lips)
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe (oh, oh, oh)
You's a ho (yeah Baby), a dirty ho (background fall), yeah yeah

Saw with that stupid tool underneath the mistletoe
Seein' you with someone else makes my blood boil
Just like the soil, you're a dirty, little ho
So go, I don't need a ho that don't got no self-control
My heart, it still aches, this pain I can't take
Go on and leave together 'cause I'll never be your rake
You're a ho, plain and simple, nothing but a filthy trap
You may have lit my life up but now I'm into lamps

You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho, a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho, a dirty ho, yeah yeah