This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down 'cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty go to a party

Girls are scantily clad and showin' body
A chich walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standin' on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function high class luncheon
Food they're servin', you're stone-cold munchin'

Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin' guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move

You're on a mission and your wishin'
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin for love in all the wrongplaces
No fine girls just ugly faces
Some frustration first inclination

Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So, don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope
Your movie's showin, so you're goin'
Could care less about the five you're blowin'

Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says
"Hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow"
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next hey bust a move

If you want it baby you've got it
If you want it baby you've got it
Just bust amove

In this city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says, "No way"
Girls are fakin' goodness sakin'

They want the man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no women and there you are
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic

They're lyin' on a beach perpetrating a tan
So, a brother with the money can be their man
So, on the beach you're strollin' real high rollin
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So, don't just stand there bust a move

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neat-o, check your libido

And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the weddin'
And there's one more girl you won't be gettin'
So you start thinkin' then you start blinking
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winkin'

She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
And now your feelin' really firm 'cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin' faces pumpin'
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do just bust a move