Walking out one morning and the snow was all around

Saw a little doggie in the local village pound

He was all cold and cute and was looking so alone

My rocky heart just melted so i had to take him home



Brand new friend at christmas time

But i didn't know



Mandrew was a superdog it's true

You can tell from his bright green glowing poo

Saves the world one dog treat at a time

Fetches sticks and he fights crime



Saved a man who was falling off a log

Stopped a car crashing into a bog

Picked up all the litter in the park

Rescued some kittens from a shark



Stopped a volcano from erupting

Then fought some robots in Beijing

Foiled a big bank robbery in town

Always puts the toilet seat down



Walkies out with mandrew and the snow is all around

But then he runs off madly and is nowhere to be found

I'll be waiting for you when you find your way back here

I got you loads of presents and a massive keg of beer



Brand new friend at christmas time

Where have you gone



Rescued pirates from their sinking ship

Joined a circus, did a cool backflip

Pushed a meteor away from Earth

Helped a pregnant lay-dee to give birth



Won the nobel prize in Chemistry

Then went back to his school for his PhD

Stopped a fire from burning priceless art

Fixed global warming with a massive fart



All alone, on christmas time

But it's okay because



Mandrew was a superdog it's true

But everythings easier with two

Every hero needs a good sidekick

Just let me get my pick!



Fought some ninjas then defused a bomb

Won king and queen at the high school prom

Dived down to fight the giant squid

Caught an ice cream cone dropped by a kid



Gave our seats to a lady on the train

Stole the moon and put it back again

Did some taxes went to outer space

Beat trump in the presidential race



Won gold and silver at the olympics

For drink ing beer and fetching sticks

Climbed everest just for a good time

Drank all the Pope's super special wine



Helped out santa by pulling his sleigh

Barked the route to show him the right way

Dog and dwarf together kick some arse

Friends forever, Merry Christmas