I did something bad
I got in a fight
About drugs
Kicked him in the neck

I am helsabot
I am all you're not
But you wish you were

I am working hard
Don't you laugh at me
I am helsabot
Alcohol fueled robot

I take off my clothes
Then I say to joe
"do your pants ever just fall off?"
A menage-et-trois' fine

I am helsabot
I am all you're not
But you wish you were

I am working hard
Don't you laugh at me
I am helsabot
Alcohol fueled robot