grab my face 
as hard as it's funny to you 
while i pretend 
i'm your real dad 
how is anne's cough today miss sheryl 
i pretend to ask 
a daughter who i bug 
and can only stand to be around me for about 30 seconds 
but whose picture i wear 
in a pin inside my coat 
so, who is this picture 
that's you anne 
you're not coming to my birthday 
oh, i know