I'm lazy when I'm lovin and I'm lazy when I play

I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day

I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk

I'm lazy when I'm dancing and I'm lazy when I talk



Open up my mouth, air comes rushing out (sigh)

Nothing, doing nada, never, how d'you like me now?

Wouldn't it be mad, wouldn't it be fine

Lazy, lucky lady, dancing, loving all the time



Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lzy

Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me?



Some folks they got money and some folks love to sweep

Some folks make decisions and some folks clean the streets

Now imagine what it feels like, imagine how it sounds

Imagine life was perfect and everything works out



No tears are falling from my eyes

I'm keeping all the pain inside

Now don't you want to live with me

I'm lazy as a man can be



Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lazy

Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me?



Ooh-hoo



Imagine there's a girlfriend, imagine there's a job

Imagine there's an answer, imagine there's a God

Imagine I'm a devil, imagine I'm a saint

Lazy money, lazy, sexy, lazy outer space



No tears are falling from my eyes

I'm keeping all the pain inside

Now don't you want to live with me

I'm lazy as a man can be



(Note this paragraph is for the extended version)



Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lazy

Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me?

Lazy when I work, lazy on the bed

Screaming all you like but it only fades away

I'm lazy when I'm praying, lazy on the job

Got a lazy mind, lazy eye, lazy lazy father



Hard man, hard life

Hard keeping it all inside

Good times, good God

I'm so lazy I almost stop (cough or rewind sound, depending on version)



Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lazy

Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me?

Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lazy

Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me?