Hello, boys and girls.
 Welcome, to Wyclef Words of Wisdom.
 Have you ever been sitting in your
 house at two o'clock in the morning
 and you get a mysterious phone
 call from a girl that you don't know? (A female begins talking sexy)
 Now, hold on, think with your mind
 and not with your pistol.
 Cause if you invite her over
 this is what might happen:

 Rape! Rape!
 Rape! Rape!
 Rape! Rape! (What the... Yo, yo, yo...shit!)
 Rape! Rape!
 Rape! Rape!
 Rape! Rape!

 Cop: Freeze! Put your hands in the air!
 Wyclef: Officer, you don't understand.
 She called me. I was sleeping.
 I was minding my business.
 Cop: I don't give a flying fuck
 about two bits about a piss.
 You're fuckin' guilty. (Yes, yes)
 Wyclef: Nobody's protected