Ladies and gentlemen 
Welcome to your death 
Now let's see where you're headed 
Turn the crank 
And experience was in store for you 
Deep with the mighty Riddlebox (riddlebox echo 3x)
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox 
Hahahahahahahahahaha 
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clowns 
Hey, I'm Violent J 
And I'm here 
Well, I'm here to kick your ass 
We the wicked juggalos 
We juggle those who live like hoes who chose 
The express route, one way 
Straight down the spiral twist 
To the Riddlebox 
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox 
Hahahahahahahahahaha 
Hey, what's up, motherfucker 
This is Shaggs 2 Dope 
Congratulating you on opening the box 
The Riddlebox 
It looks like you received your prize 
The cost, what it cost 
Was your ass, bitchboy! 
Hahahahah! 
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox 
Hahahahahahahahahaha 
Tell me, sir, what can you do? 
It looks like the joke's on you 
Come on down and turn the crank 
Let's see where your soul 
Will spend the rest of eternity 
What's it gonna be, mister? 
Heaven or hell, the bonus or the bone 
Turn the crank and let's find out 
Come on down, mister 
You don't have anything to be scared of 
Do you, sir? 
So what's gonna pop up out 
Of the mighty Riddlebox 
Spin the crank and let's find out 
What'd you say!? Step right up, who's first? 
Who's brave enough to step into 
Their new eternal destiny 
Surely someone must be confident 
That there life wasn't totally evil 
Step right up and seal your fate...