Why can't I talk to her?
They tell me she's not around
Tried a message to her
They tell me she's not in town
She would not check out this way
Oh, it's been seven lonely days

This morning I jumped straight up
And called Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love

Rumours going round this town
She's out running round
Been seen with my very best friend
I can't believe it's him
I think she's been kidnapped and held back
By some crazy maniac

This morning I jumped straight up
And called Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love