I really like you but unfortunately 
I think I found out that you're in love with me 
that ain't no problem 
although you're fat and ugly 
the only scary thing is 
you're 2 feet bigger than me! 

I tried to tell you that things wouldn't work out 
I couldn't finish, cause you were moaning loud 
you pulled me towards you 
and choked me in your fat 
you asked me if I love you, I was almost dead! 

It drives me to despair, I can't get rid of you 
you keep on bugging me, I don't know what to do 

JUST GO! - I don't care and I don't wanna know 
I just don't want to see you anymore 
Yeah yeah yeah - JUST GO! 
Why the hell don't you leave me alone?! 

You take my money, you eat my food 
you're singing in my toilet 
and that ain't sounding good 
you tried to be romantic, it was really gross 
it ended up in rape, I'm glad I'm still alive!