With bitter hands you touch and go

The first to spell it out the last to really know

She's such a snowflake I should've known by the way she drives

A walking earthquake, telling the time minus the fives


And she says "It could be so much better" yeah?

"Let's spend some time together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl

"Boy, I've got all your records" yeah?

"Let's spend the night together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl


She moves with such speed, the words are just a blur

The alcohol speaks to me instead of her

She uses distraction to get a reaction but it won't work tonight

Girl, you're so in love with some poop I said love, hear her as she lies


"It could be so much better" yeah?

"Let's spend some time together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl

"Boy, I've got all your records" yeah?

"Let's spend the night together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl


Hey girl, I forgot I don't know you

I can't smell you so I can't see you

It's an illusion, you only see my positive

When there's so much negative

Most of the time I'm out my freaking mind

So you and me would have cinderblocks for shoes

He ain't nobody but Mikey's little brother

You want Nobu?  Girl, I'm thinking Smoothie King

You just wanna ride in my car

Because you swear that I'm a star

And you got all my records?  Please darling please

I don't count used cds and fake mp3s

It's not who you know it's who you are

And I just wanna make this simple and plain

Game recognize game at the shows throwing thongs

Cause you like catchy songs, you're wired all wrong


"It could be so much better" yeah?

"Let's spend some time together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl

"Boy, I've got all your records" yeah?

"Let's spend the night together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl


"It could be so much better" yeah?

"Let's spend some time together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl

"Boy, I've got all your records" yeah?

"Let's spend the night together" I don't know, you're freaking me out