Well, flying across the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walking across the sand

She'd be walking thirty miles en route to Bombay

To meet a brown eyed handsome man

Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man



Way back in history three thousand years

In fact ever since the world began

There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears

Over a brown eyed handsome man

A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man



Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass

She had the world in the palm of her hand

She lost both her arms in a wrestling match

To win a brown eyed handsome man

She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man



Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man

Her mother told her daughter go out

And find yourself a brown eyed handsome man

Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man



Well, a two, three the count with nobody home

He hit a high flyer into the stand

A rounded third he was headed for home

It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game

It was a brown eyed handsome man



It was a brown eyed handsome man