Oompa Loompas:
 Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
 I've got another puzzle for you
 Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
 If you are wise you'll listen to me

 What do you get from a glut of TV?
 A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
 Why don't you try simply reading a book?
 Or could you just not bear to look?

 You'll get no
 You'll get no
 You'll get no
 You'll get no
 You'll get no commercials

 Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
 If you're not greedy you will go far
 You will live in happiness too
 Like the Oompa
 Oompa Loompa doompadee do