Gooses! Geeses!
 I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter
 It will, sweetheart
 At least a hundred a day
 Anything you say
 And by the way
 What?
 I want a feast.
 You ate before you came to the factory
 I want a bean feast!
 Oh, one of those
 Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
 So good you could go nuts
 You can have all those things when you get home
 No, now!!

 I want a ball
 I want a party
 Pink macaroons and a million balloons
 And performing baboons and ...
 Give it to me
 Rrhh rhhh
 Now!

 I want the world
 I want the whole world
 I want to lock it all up in my pocket
 It's my bar of chocolate
 Give it to me
 Now!

 I want today
 I want tomorrow
 I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
 And I don't want to share 'em

 I want a party with room fulls of laughter
 Ten thousand tons of ice cream
 And if I don't get the things I am after
 I'm going to scream!

 I want the works
 I want the whole works
 Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
 Of all shapes and sizes
 And now
 Don't care how
 I want it now
 Don't care how
 I want it now

 Oompa Loompas:
 Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
 I've got another puzzle for you
 Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
 If you are wise you will listen to me

 Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
 Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
 Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
 You know exactly who's to blame:
 The mother and the father!

 Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
 If you're not spoiled then you will go far
 You will live in happiness too
 Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do