Microphone check 1, 2
 Got my heat beneath the seat, it ain't nothing new
 Just picked up Dre, that's my cousin
 He got the E & J, so we buzzing
 But I forgot to mention that he had a freak with him
 Good Lord, he told me how she did him
 He say the bitch want to be his main
 But she free to let us run this train
 Hoe don't know she dealing with professionals
 Street niggas that's intellectual
 When it comes to recognizing game, we pros
 We let these bitches be bitches and hoes be hoes
 That's the way love goes when I'm dealing with hoes
 I get that pussy like I'm supposed
 Other than that, I'll ignore you
 But if you're with it, I got something good for you

 Chorus: (2x)
 Girl, I got something good for you
 Guess what it is (what?)
 Dick!

 Verse 2:
 It's a big fat black long dick
 I can't afford to be buying you shit
 It ain't that a motherfucker broke
 Get off my shoulder, you motherfucking freeloader
 Telling me your other man bought you a Caddy
 But fuck that shit, I ain't a sugar daddy
 I'm just a hustling motherfucker from 5th Ward
 In these streets, trying to make ends meet
 And my dick is about ready to meet you girlfriend
 So put your pussy on the other end
 I want to fuck you like a dog
 In your combat boots and make you pussy say 'woof'
 but first let me find myself a rubber
 Before I fuck around and get in trouble
 And stop talking about knowing me better before you put me in
 Bitch you know I got a girlfriend
 You look good from head to toe
 But I ain't leaving my woman for a straight up hoe
 You're looking for a wedding ring
 But I can't do nothing but give you this ding-a-ling

 Chorus (2x)

 Verse 3:
 I'm that nigga who can hit the pussy proper
 And make a bitch jump around like a grasshopper
 I don't take them out on the town like a sucker
 I just meet a fine bitch and I fuck her
 But some of y'all still don't know
 Hoes like dick just as much as we like the pussy hole
 You gotta let her know from the get
 That her pussy ain't no more important than your dick
 Cause I had this hoe the other night, bro
 Yo, peep the scenario
 She tried to take Willie D to the cleaners
 But when she saw she couldn't she settled for the penis
 Cause I rubbed that clit with me index
 And made that pussy soaking wet
 In the driver's seat of my Explorer
 I had something good for her

 Chorus (2x