Girls, I'd like to make a toast on behalf of men
Here's to the men we love
Here's to the men who love us
Here's to the men we love, who don't love us
Fuck the men, let's drink to us

Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us

Ah, ah, ooh, that's right, boys
Ooh, let's get, ah, naughty

There was this tattoo artist, partied for hours
Huge in the pants, loved to screw in the shower
Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer
I shoulda dumped him but I was too coward

'Til I met this school boy that studied at Howard
Nerdy but he calls and be sendin' me flowers
I'm feelin' him, but had to get rid of him
Nerd boy turned out to be a minute man

Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us
Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all

Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us
Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all

I've been with boys with baldies, boys with hair curly
Boys in their thirties, boys that ain't worthy
Boys I fell for and slept with too early
Boys with dicks straight, boys with dicks curvy

Boys locked up in the bing
I have boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns
All this talk 'bout men is ridiculous
Fuck the men, let's drink to us

Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us
Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all

Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us
Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all

Willa has something to say
Thanks, Lady May

Take it on now girls, give the eyes what they want to see
Take it on now girls, be whatever you want to be
Crazy ladies, tight ass bodies
Let 'em know we came to party

Live it up now, boys, got your eyes on that lady
Live it up now, boys 'cause she won't be your baby
Go home lonely, leave you horny
It's a girls night after party

Fuck 'em all 'cause men don't have nothin' but dicks on us
Fuck 'em all 'cause they soft then beg us to strap on us
Get your big 'O', no love making
Let him know his bitch was fakin'

Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us
Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all

Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us
Fuck the men, let's drink to us

Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us
Fuck the men, let's drink to us

Ooh, ooh, let's get naughty
Oh, my God, did I just say that?
That's right girls, there's a sorority anthem for ya
Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all