If I drink this beer
I'll probably have two or three
If I know me, I'll be digging up the past
Like it's money in the back yard
If I drink this beer
I know it's gonna seem like a good idea
To call you up in the middle of the night
And tell you how I feel
So I should just put it down
The last thing I need to do tonight
Is push my luck drunk, get all messed up
Tell you how bad you need my love
And how you'll never find a guy like me again
If I drink this beer
I know it's gonna lead to more
And I ain't sure what I'd do if I knocked on your door
And your boyfriend answered
If I take just one sip
It's gonna get ugly quick
Man, it's tough 'cause I'm in love, 
And I need to ease the pain
So I should just put it down
The last thing I need to do tonight
Is push my luck drunk, get all messed up
Tell you how bad you need my love
And how you'll never find a guy like me again
I still won't get you back
And that beer is all I'll have
To hold, and it's cold
As you at the end of the telephone line
In the middle of the night
So I should just put it down
The last thing I need to do tonight
Is push my luck drunk, get all messed up
Yeah, I should just put it down
The last thing I need to do tonight
Is push my luck drunk, get all messed up
Tell you how bad you need my love
And how you'll never find a guy like me again
If I drink this beer
I'll probably have two or three
If I know me, I'll be digging up the past
Like it's money in the back yard