Joe DiMaggio's done it again 
Joe DiMaggio's done it again 
Clackin' that bat, gone with the wind 
Joe DiMaggio's done it again 

Some folks thought Big Joe was done 
Some just figured Joe was gone 
Steps to the platter with a great big grin 
Joe DiMaggio's done it again 

I'm gonna tell you just the way I feel 
Man can't run without his heel 
Watch that raggy pill split the wind 
Joe DiMaggio's done it again 

All three fielders jumped their best 
Trying to climb that high board fence 
They all growed whiskers on their chins 
Joe DiMaggio's done it again 

Up along the clouds where the eagles roam 
Joe cracked that ball to whine and moan 
His buddies all laugh as they trot on in 
Joe DiMaggio's done it again 

Grandma's home by the radio 
On the television watching Joe 
She jerks the beard off of Grandpa's chin 
Joe DiMaggio's done it again 

The puppy dog barked at the pussycat 
How does it look from where you sat? 
Looks like a cyclone slidin' in 
Joe DiMaggio's done it again