SPOKEN: There's an old Australian stockman lying, 
dying. He gets himself up 
onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all 
gathered around and 'e says: 

Watch me wallabies feed, mate 
Watch me wallabies feed, 
They're a dangerous breed, mate 
So watch me wallabies feed 
Altogether now! 
CHORUS: 
Tie me kangaroo down, sport 
Tie me kangaroo down 
Tie me kangaroo down, sport 
Tie me kangaroo down 
Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl, 
Keep me cockatoo cool 
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl 
Just keep me cockatoo cool 
Altogether now! 
(CHORUS) 
'n' take me koala back, Jack 
Take me koala back 
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac 
So take me koala back 
Altogether now! 
(CHORUS) 
Let me abos go loose, Lew 
Let me abos go loose 
They're of no further use, Lew 
So let me abos go loose 
Altogether now! 
(CHORUS) 
And mind me platypus duck, Bill 
Mind me platypus duck 
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill 
Just mind me platypus duck 
Altogether now! 
(CHORUS) 
Play your didgeridoo, Blue 
Play your didgeridoo 
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue 
Play your didgeridoo 
Altogether now! 
(CHORUS) 
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred 
Tan me hide when I'm dead 
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde 
And that's it hangin' on the shed!! 
Altogether now! 
(CHORUS)