A cow that talks, have you ever heard?

Anything that is so absurd

You know how cows eat grass and moo

Well, here's a cow that can talk to you

Tell us, Talking Cow, have you something to say?

Something to say have you got all day?

I love to talk, talk is my thing.

I love to talk about anything.

Did you know that this is so

It's impossible to lick your own elbow?

Butterflies taste their feet

And mosquitoes have their mouth full of teeth.

In space, you can't burp or cry.

Slugs have 4 noses. I wonder why?

Four polar bears are left-handed

And the shoe is hard in its head.

Well, this cow was right; he could talk all day

This cow has so many things to say

He talked and talked and talked some more

From the pyramids to Uni-saw

Talking Cow: Elephant's the only animal with 4 knees,

Camels milk one toe, there's no camel cheese.

A goldfish has a short memory

About 3 seconds. That's 1, 2.

The eye of an ostrich is being of its break,

That's all is turned left, well, leave me a cave.

Your ears and nose never stop to grow.

A snail can sleep 3 years in a row.

So many things that I didn't know

Thank you, Talking Cow, but it's time to go

Time to go?!? But there's more you see

About histories in the world parts 1, 2, 3.

A cow can't talk all through the night

He can't stop talking till the stars are bright

He didn't stop and he gave a moo

Moo! In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of toast. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. The sunset smells as an ant is just as good as a dog. Giraffes have no vocal cords. Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue. Dolphins sleep with one eye open. The average person laughs 15 times a day.