They say

I need some Rogaine

To put in my hair

Work it out at the gym

To fit my underwear

Oakley makes the shades

That transform a tool

You'd hate

Ffor the kids to think

That you lost your cool



I'mma do the things

That I wanna do

I ain't got a thing

To prove to you

I'll eat my candy

With the pork and beans

Excuse my manners

If I make a scene

I ain't gonna wear

The clothes that you like

I'm finally dandy

With the me inside

One look in the mirror

And I'm tickled pink

I don't give a hoot

About what you think



Everyone likes to dance

To a happy song

(Hey, hey)

With a catchy chorus and beat

So they can sing along

(Hey, hey)

Timbaland knows the way

To reach the top of the charts

Maybe if I work with him

I can perfect the art



I'mma do the things

That I wanna do

I ain't got a thing

To prove to you

I'll eat my candy

With the pork and beans

Excuse my manners

If I make a scene

I ain't gonna wear

The clothes that you like

I'm finally dandy

With the me inside

One look in the mirror

And I'm tickled pink

I don't give a hoot

About what you think



No I don't care

I don't care



I'mma do the things

That I wanna do

I ain't got a thing

To prove to you

I'll eat my candy

With the pork and beans

Excuse my manners

If I make a scene

I ain't gonna wear

The clothes that you like

I'm finally dandy

With the me inside

One look in the mirror

And I'm tickled pink

I don't give a hoot

About what you think

Totally different?